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20th post here, another milestone-ish number. Thanks to all who’ve liked/reblogged/followed/in general showed that going to the extreme effort of posting one screencap and accompanying sentence a week was worth it. In return: this Mike face. Been a while since the last post -hope you weren’t holding your breath in anticipation.
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This face is somewhere between slo-mo of someone running through a wind tunnel and Jeff Spicoli. (And also a guy getting a BJ, I guess.)
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Hurricane knocked me offline for a while. Now I’m back. I’m happy about that. What about you, Mike? (He looks happy about it to me.)
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Michelle has Mike in a hypnotic state here. Is it the chocolate that’s doing it? The arousal? Or the fact that in The Room’s universe, every woman is an evil succubus-like manipulator?
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He looks like a sad puppy here. Pity, then, that chocolate’s so bad for dogs.
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Mike, this is no time for your narcolepsy to strike. Johnny needs to hear the rest of your tragic story, otherwise you might never get around to inexplicably playing football again!
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Been an inexcusably long time since I updated. For making you wait this long… you deserve a face this good, everyone.
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Sticking with the chocolate scene for now. That okay with you, Mike?

Seems fine with it.
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He doesn’t have the look of a man about to be struck by tragedy… but that’s what makes for great drama black comedy, I suppose.
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